Been stressed so started going to this massage therapy place that's staffed entirely by Chinese immigrant ladies for when I'm stressed. Strictly says 'no erotic services' so I figured it was legit but each time I get a massage, they start flirting with me, telling me that I'm handsome, that I have such a nice body, giggling etc. So far I just laugh and try to ignore. Happened not once but 3 out 3 times I visited, each time a different lady. I'm pretty new to getting massages in my life so wondering if this place is actually legit or they flirt with every patient.
The shady massage parlors just say come and relax your senses with us lol. While most massage therapists do not require you to have a full body scrub Bi uncovered to your appointment, you are at least expected to have rinsed off prior to dropping off your clothes and lying down the table. Entry fee includes full service, massage and a extreme thorough complete body etiquete and scrub. Tip is optional. Jun 8, 0 0. Amazon eVhU
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Picture your masseuse as a really cute waitress. Anon, If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck Jump to page. Some ladies might feel embarrassed when they forgot to shave their legs prior to their massage appointment. Maybe some fodder for a future post, but have you ever come across a psycho where Asian etiquette massage parlor etiqueette for your life? Do I go ahead and do it or would I have to kinda build up to it? If it's in a seedy part of town which it is likely to beyou might not want that stuff in your car either. This is etiquetfe the visit went south for me. Not only do you need to be mindful of law Gift ideas for my mom, but it's not uncommon for massage parlor parrlor to be mugged; after all, they probably won't call mmassage police. CJ First off I want to say thank you for the advice. Lots of cleavage too, I'm getting up for this. This type focuses on localized finger pressure on various pressure points around the body.
Maybe you broke up with your girlfriend, maybe you just got paid, or maybe your internet is down, but you find your mind wandering to the thought of the parlor.
- Maybe you broke up with your girlfriend, maybe you just got paid, or maybe your internet is down, but you find your mind wandering to the thought of the parlor.
- When I first learned about massage parlors and what could be had behind those blacked-out windows, I scoured the Internet for information.
- According to Massage Therapy Today, massage therapy may include rubbing, pressure, rocking, kneading, friction and compression applied by a massage therapist for the purpose of relaxing or otherwise benefiting the client.
- A massage can be one of the most pleasurable experiences ever.
Join Now. Sometimes getting what you paid for can be a really bad thing. Several years ago, Asian massage parlors began popping up throughout the Asian towns in San Diego and other communities at a very fast pace.
To become a massage therapist, they have to undergo hundreds of hours of studying and hundreds of hours of hands-on technique. They also have to pass a rigorous exam and become licensed. So how do these massage parlors hire massage therapists for so cheap? And then they primarily make their income directly from their tip.
Go ahead and try to tip them a small amount and see what happens. If the therapist knows that they will only make money from the tip, and you tip them a very small amount, the look of disgust that you may get from the therapist could put even the most thick-skinned individual into a very uncomfortable position.
So calling them therapists is definitely a misnomer. Is it clean? If you consider flipping the sheet over in between customers as cleaning, well I guess you can call that clean. They just look at the sheet and if it looks clean then they assume it must be clean. And the easiest way to do that is to save on utilities such as water so washing the sheets and towels turns into a weekly event.
The sheets and towels are supposed to be washed and replaced after each and every customer. A well-known condition that you may find at some of those massage parlors is scabies.
Scabies is an itchy, highly contagious skin disease caused by an infestation of mites. That is NOT normal. Do those Asian massage parlors do happy endings? The answer is yes and no. Remember hidden truth 2. The next time you lay on that sheet, you may want to run a fluorescent light on it to see what kind of bodily fluids you may be rubbing up against. When selecting a massage parlor, be sure to choose the ones that are clean and have been in business for a while.
That could be the difference between getting an enjoyable massage vs. Are those better? This is a sure sign that the establishment may not be right for you. Massage should not be one of them. Want to learn more? Remember, if you want a great massage without the spa prices, check out Happy Head Massage. The therapists are some of the best in their field, the facility is super clean, the staff is professional, and the prices are very affordable.
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As she starts giving you the most half-assed back massage ever, start the small talk with her. I don't want to offend anyone; but I don't want to go to place after place after place hoping that someone will offer their options regardless of gender :. Cotinuous, I pack. Leave your dirty little laundry list of perversions for once you're inside the room. Computer porn, sex phone lines and AMP parlors.
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Now if you don't know what that is - I work in a massage parlor. Ever drive by one of those places with a red neon sign that says "SPA" and wonder what goes on behind those blackened windows? Well I'm gonna tell ya my massage parlor secrets! I'll teach you what a "Happy Ending" is and all the little tricks I use to give one.
So just lay back, relax, and let me do my job And remember - I work for tips. I like it when you discuss the darker side of your profession. Maybe some fodder for a future post, but have you ever come across a psycho where you feared for your life? Good post today! CJ have you ever had any creepy psycho customers who would wait for you outside until you were off work and try to follow you home or anything?
I know this was a bit of a venting post, but when you write " Or am I misinterpreting you? CJ, I was recently at a massage establishment and ended up getting an erection during the massage. Because the sheet was pretty thin and she was massaging my quads and groin, I'm sure it was noticeable.
The therapist asked around that time, "Are you hungry? She then said where are you going to eat and the conversation went on to restaurants other than once more she said, I'm sorry I made you hungry.
This was a legit place, but I wonder whether you think this conversation was about food or something else. What do you think? Since it was a legit place, I'd presume the no subtext to the conversation. Hey CJ! Wanted to say that I love your blog. Found it recently while trying to find information and it's a really good insight. To the anon who got an erection during the massage. When she asked you, "Are you hungry? You must use the word pizza in your response. Joker, Psychos?
I've had more than a few. Remember my story of my very first massage? Ever since then I've developed a sort of "spidey" sense regarding psychos. At the very first twinge, I bail. It may have lost me a few customers, but I'm probably the better for it. Anon, Stalkers? Oh yeah They're much harder to detect than psychos because they can seem so normal and innocent at first.
Then a day or 2 later you get that "unknown caller" on the phone, or that exact same red Ford pickup in the parking lot at closing time. I could tell more than a few stories about them, but have purposely decided not to because it's just not fun for me to dwell on it. What I'm talking about are the guys who ask about sniffing your panties while 2 co-workers are standing nearby and you're on the phone with an old lady scheduling a therapeutic.
What goes on in the rooms is no one else's business. If Cindy's customer wants a blowjob - I don't want to hear about it. And you don't want anyone on the other end of the phone hearing what's being said at the front desk I really don't think the guy trying to schedule the linen delivery needs to know about my breast release.
Next Anon, The raid was a big topic of conversation here. I'll probably talk about it in my next post. It's possible since the exchange sounds like she was fishing for something. It could be a code word local for that area or setting.
I may have to do some research on this one! What I have heard of for a codeword is "do you want a massage with or without a towel? Cotinuous, I pack. You have to when you're often alone at night with big guys.
Watch out for this AMP. If Cindy's customer wants a blowjob - I don't want to hear about it Out of curiousity, how often is that? You've remarked before about her 'looser' approach toward business. Hi CJ - love your blog. So funny and insightful. I didn't do my research re: etiquette but I am very normal and respectful, and didn't let on anything. Anyhow I wasn't even sure what kind of "massage" I would get so I didn't want to assume anything and didn't ask - just wanted to relax.
Needless to say around 10 minutes into the massage, I'm not sure what happened, basically she was rubbing my back in the most unusual way- up and down and rubbing some nerves I didn't know I had in my lower back. I started feeling funny, like getting nervous a bit, then I felt like I kind of had to pee, and right then I just had an emission, face down on the table, into my underpants. I don't know if she knew what happened - she was experienced so i assume she must have known - but anyhow the massage went on, she later asked for comfort if I would prefer my underpants off.
I said okay and she took them off, and fanned them out, presumably to see if there were any indications of fluid. She must have seen her work was successful, and finished the massage for 30 more minutes just regular massaging. Anyhow there you have it - first hand experience from a newbie who didn't screw up.
Oh I didn't have enough cash on me, that wasn't good, so I used bank card. Oh well. The experience was okay but I would prefer someone younger and more attractive. I don't want to offend her Sounds like you were definitely in a legit therapeutic place. So you're pretty stuck for options. The best you can do is find out who else works there and make an appointment with someone more attractive as you put it.
These include sauna, bathing facilities, skin care, and other related services. Some massage clinics offer massage and physical therapy alone. You can pick one that offers the kind of service you want.
Depending on the establishment, some offer all types of massages, and others offer just a few of these. And yet others will specialize in only one specific kind. It is advised that you do some research or ask your massage therapist which one would best suit your physique. But of course, the best way to figure it out is to try them and see which one you enjoy the most. Swedish Massage. Swedish massage is the most common form of massage, so you can expect it to be offered by most massage clinics.
This type focuses on gentle, smooth strokes, and kneading. Swedish is very light and relaxing, and it is the kind suggested for first-timers. Shiatsu Massage. Shiatsu is a type of massage therapy that originated in Japan. This type focuses on localized finger pressure on various pressure points around the body. It is like acupuncture done with fingers. Thai Massage.
Other kinds. Health spas may also offer localized area massage for the back, head, and limbs — or more therapeutic kinds such as hot stone massage and aromatherapy. In order for the massage therapist to easily work around your body, you are expected to be unclothed. If clothing is tight, it inhibits blood flow on certain parts of your body and may impede on the relaxation process. Some ladies might feel embarrassed when they forgot to shave their legs prior to their massage appointment.
This is totally fine. Remember that most men do not shave their legs so expect your massage therapist to handle the situation just fine. Body hair, particularly those on the legs and chest, do little to impede the massage work.
One of the biggest aspects of massage etiquette is being hygienic. While most massage therapists do not require you to have a full body scrub prior to your appointment, you are at least expected to have rinsed off prior to dropping off your clothes and lying down the table. Rinse your feet prior to the massage. Your therapist will be working on your feet as well, so rinsing would prevent dirt from being spread all over your body.
Avoid smoking prior to the massage. Have you tried standing beside a drunk person? Then you know what we mean. A Massage Therapist is a professional, gender-neutral title that your therapist worked hard to achieve, so address them with the proper courtesy. Tell your massage therapist what you expect from your session. Do you prefer the massage hard, medium, or gentle?
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